This is some FUNNY SHIT!!! A must watch!!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Happy Birthday Daison!!!!! 18 Years Old!!






Happy 18th Birthday Daison!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!






Tuesday, November 17, 2009

What the he_ _!!!!!







Ok so either Scott is getting really soft in his age or he has put on an estrogen patch!! He came over the other night and Jentry and he HIT it off!! She would not let go of him and when he went to leave she threw a FIT!! Yeah I know this doesn't sound so unusual, but if you know Scott....you would know that he doesn't even TOUCH kids much less HOLD them for any period of time!!



Sunday, November 1, 2009

It was a Happy Halloweeennnnnn!!!




I was "BA humbug" before yesterday and once again Halloween came along and made me creep (not sprint mind you) into the spirit of the approaching holidays!! So it is official....we can now approach getting ready for the holidays with a fevered rush,....shopping, decorating and all else that it entails.......or NOT!! Regardless here are some pictures of the Halloween fun that the kids had....Denton was a gangster and Jentry was a 1920's flapper girl/ballerina.




Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Halloween Comes to America


HALLOWEEN COMES TO AMERICA

As European immigrants came to America, they brought their varied Halloween customs with them. Because of the rigid Protestant belief systems that characterized early New England, celebration of Halloween in colonial times was extremely limited there.
It was much more common in Maryland and the southern colonies. As the beliefs and customs of different European ethnic groups, as well as the American Indians, meshed, a
distinctly American version of Halloween began to emerge. The first celebrations included "play parties," public events held to celebrate the harvest, where neighbors would share stories of the dead, tell each other's fortunes, dance, and sing. Colonial Halloween festivities also featured the telling of ghost stories and mischief-making of all kinds. By the middle of the nineteenth century, annual autumn festivities were common, but Halloween was not yet celebrated everywhere in the country.
In the second half of the nineteenth century, America was flooded with new immigrants. These new immigrants, especially the millions of Irish fleeing Ireland's potato famine of 1846, helped to popularize the celebration of Halloween nationally. Taking from Irish and English traditions, Americans began to dress up in costumes and go house to house asking for food or money, a practice that eventually became today's "trick-or-treat" tradition. Young women believed that, on Halloween, they could divine the name or appearance of their future husband by doing tricks with yarn, apple parings, or mirrors.
In the late 1800s, there was a move in America to mold Halloween into a holiday more about community and neighborly get-togethers, than about ghosts, pranks, and witchcraft.
At the turn of the century, Halloween parties for both children and adults became the most common way to celebrate the day. Parties focused on games, foods of the season, and festive costumes.
Parents were encouraged by newspapers and community leaders to take anything "frightening" or "grotesque" out of Halloween celebrations. Because of their efforts, Halloween lost most of its superstitious and religious overtones by the beginning of the twentieth century.
By the 1920s and 1930s, Halloween had become a secular, but community-centered holiday, with parades and town-wide parties as the featured entertainment. Despite the best efforts of many schools and communities, vandalism began to plague Halloween celebrations in many communities during this time. By the 1950s, town leaders had successfully limited vandalism and Halloween had evolved into a holiday directed mainly at the young. Due to the high numbers of young children during the fifties baby boom, parties moved from town civic centers into the classroom or home, where they could be more easily accommodated. Between 1920 and 1950, the centuries-old practice of trick-or-treating was also revived. Trick-or-treating was a relatively inexpensive way for an entire community to share the Halloween celebration. In theory, families could also prevent tricks being played on them by providing the neighborhood children with small treats. A new American tradition was born, and it has continued to grow. Today, Americans spend an estimated $6.9 billion annually on Halloween, making it the country's second largest commercial holiday.

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Real History of Halloween


This week I am going to do a blurb a day about Halloween....Denton has been quizzing me about it and I looked a bunch of information up and thought it would be cool to share it with you. This I hope will answer some of those long unanswered questions we all have!!

THE REAL HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN
Halloween's origins date back to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain (pronounced sow-in).
The Celts, who lived 2,000 years ago in the area that is now Ireland, the United Kingdom, and northern France, celebrated their new year on November 1. This day marked the end of summer and the harvest and the beginning of the dark, cold winter, a time of year that was often associated with human death. Celts believed that on the night before the new year, the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred. On the night of October 31, they celebrated Samhain, when it was believed that the ghosts of the dead returned to earth. In addition to causing trouble and damaging crops, Celts thought that the presence of the otherworldly spirits made it easier for the Druids, or Celtic priests, to make predictions about the future. For a people entirely dependent on the volatile natural world, these prophecies were an important source of comfort and direction during the long, dark winter.

To commemorate the event, Druids built huge sacred bonfires, where the people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to the Celtic deities.
During the celebration, the Celts wore costumes, typically consisting of animal heads and skins, and attempted to tell each other's fortunes. When the celebration was over, they re-lit their hearth fires, which they had extinguished earlier that evening, from the sacred bonfire to help protect them during the coming winter.
By A.D. 43, Romans had conquered the majority of Celtic territory. In the course of the four hundred years that they ruled the Celtic lands, two festivals of Roman origin were combined with the traditional Celtic celebration of Samhain.
The first was Feralia, a day in late October when the Romans traditionally commemorated the passing of the dead. The second was a day to honor Pomona, the Roman goddess of fruit and trees. The symbol of Pomona is the apple and the incorporation of this celebration into Samhain probably explains the tradition of "bobbing" for apples that is practiced today on Halloween.

By the 800s, the influence of Christianity had spread into Celtic lands. In the seventh century, Pope Boniface IV designated November 1 All Saints' Day, a time to honor saints and martyrs. It is widely believed today that the pope was attempting to replace the Celtic festival of the dead with a related, but church-sanctioned holiday. The celebration was also called All-hallows or All-hallowmas (from Middle English Alholowmesse meaning All Saints' Day) and the night before it, the night of Samhain, began to be called All-hallows Eve and, eventually, Halloween. Even later, in A.D. 1000, the church would make November 2 All Souls' Day, a day to honor the dead. It was celebrated similarly to Samhain, with big bonfires, parades, and dressing up in costumes as saints, angels, and devils. Together, the three celebrations, the eve of All Saints', All Saints', and All Souls', were called Hallowmas.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Happy Birthday Boys!!

Happy Birthday Boys!!!
Below is Scott and Tina (the Best Best half of him)!! Happy Birthday Scottie!!
October 26th
Kyler Trace...my baby boy!! Happy Birthday!! October 29th....



Saturday, October 10, 2009

Nobel CHEESE Prize!!

OK!! I had an extended break from the blog...and in that time Facebook had become my "sounding board" for shit that pissed me off!!! Well, I fretted over whether I should write about this over the last couple days....and I decided...why the hell am I worried about it? It is MY blog right??? As the song says "take me as I am".....so this would be your call to rise if you don't want to hear me bitch about Obama!!!!

Now that I have gotten that out of the way, here it goes! What in the hell warrants that man (Obama) deserving the Nobel Peace Prize???? I just don't get it!!! The Norwegian Nobel Committee said they honored him "more on promise than achievement!" Well hell if that is the case every doctor in the world that is working on a cure for cancer, HIV, and third world country starvation should by all rights get a Nobel Peace Prize......Right? I mean after all they are promising (hoping) the same as Obama is to reach the end goal!! What the heck has this world come too? I want you to look at this article that lists the people that were passed over for the award.....soooooo sad to think that these people have put their blood, sweat and tears into their ACHIEVEMENTS (not the promise of) and they were passed over. These people were out doing what they do AT ground zero so to speak....actually DOING not promising a result!!! If we keep doing this crap.....people are just going to quit trying alltogether.

“The real question Americans are asking is, ‘What has President Obama actually accomplished?’ It is unfortunate that the president’s star power has outshined tireless advocates who have made real achievements working towards peace and human rights. One thing is certain – President Obama won’t be receiving any awards from Americans for job creation, fiscal responsibility, or backing up rhetoric with concrete action.”
http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2009/10/meet_the_people_who_were_passe.asp